Story of the week



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

*~Lee Majors*


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

*~Al Gore*


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.



Women inspire us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.

*~Mike Tyson*


The great question which I have not been able to answer is: “What does a woman want?”

*~George Clooney*


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

*~Bill Clinton*


Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

*~George W. Bush*


I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

*~Rudy Giuliani*


I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more children!

*~Donald Trump*



1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it.

2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.

*~Shaquille O’Neal*


The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

*~Kobe Bryant*


You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

*~David Hasselhoff*


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

*~Alec Baldwin*


A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

*~Barack Obama*


Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

*~Tommy Lee*


A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds that said: “Wife wanted”. Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

*~Brad Pitt*


First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!

Second Guy: You’re lucky, mine is still alive.

*~Jimmy Kimmel*


First there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring. Soon after comes SuffeRing!

*~Jay Leno*


The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a wife.

*~Brandon Breezy*

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