*QUOTES ABOUT WOMEN BY WORLD’S MOST NOTABLE MEN*
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
*~Lee Majors*
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
*~Al Gore*
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
*~Socrates*
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Women inspire us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
*~Mike Tyson*
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The great question which I have not been able to answer is: “What does a woman want?”
*~George Clooney*
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
*~Bill Clinton*
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
*~George W. Bush*
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I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
*~Rudy Giuliani*
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I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more children!
*~Donald Trump*
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HERE ARE TWO SECRETS TO KEEP YOUR MARRIAGE BRIMMING:
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
*~Shaquille O’Neal*
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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
*~Kobe Bryant*
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
*~David Hasselhoff*
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
*~Alec Baldwin*
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
*~Barack Obama*
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
*~Tommy Lee*
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A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds that said: “Wife wanted”. Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
*~Brad Pitt*
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First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!
Second Guy: You’re lucky, mine is still alive.
*~Jimmy Kimmel*
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First there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring. Soon after comes SuffeRing!
*~Jay Leno*
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The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a wife.
*~Brandon Breezy*
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